i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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