I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
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We need a shit load of segways right now
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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