Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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