sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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