butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
