can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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