would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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