SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
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Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
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Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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