He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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