It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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