What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
We left an ass print on the piano.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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