I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
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Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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