i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
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i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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