I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
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$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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