the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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