Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
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Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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