hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I cockslap morals
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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