Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
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Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
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My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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