Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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