Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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