this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
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But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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