Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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