Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
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My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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