there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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