This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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