how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
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Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
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we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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