Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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