I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
