That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
