My nipple is on Facebook.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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