So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
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She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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