yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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