I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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