Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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