Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
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Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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