i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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