I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
