We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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