love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
