When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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