why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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