is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Is Oprah even human
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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