I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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