fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
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Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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