Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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