YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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