Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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