Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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