I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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