can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
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If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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