I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
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Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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