Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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