i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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