You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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