This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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my poor anus
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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