I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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