well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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