I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
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Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
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Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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