I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
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I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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